On the twelfth day of Christmas my dealer gave to me

Twelve stoners smoking

Eleven pipes a-puffing

Ten lines a-snorting

Nine keys of ket

Eight blunts a-burning

Seven dabs of speed

Six grams of coke

FIVE SMOKE RINGS

Four caps o'bubbles

Three hits of meph

Two tabs of acid

And a hypodermic needle for freeeee!!!!!

With thanks to Gaydon, Jim, Slayer and Lamboobs

A Grand Day Out

Today we went to see the gremlins yaaaaay!!! we learnt about Chinese people, inventors, depression, death, the YMCA and the truth about santa... HE'S NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now were sitting in the flat having a rare old smoking sesh. PEACE OUT BITCHEZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!

Gordons Darkest Hour

Gordon just wasted 60 whole pence on a diet pepsi! the swine!!

"OH THANK HEAVENS BLOGGER IS HERE TO PROVIDE ME WITH THE NECCESSARY TOOLS TO BROADCAST THIS TO THE WORLD WIDE WEB!!!!!!...HALLEJUAH!" - me, just now

Snow.

Today calum ordered a free sample of MDVP were all very excited :)

Crazy Lady,

So we had a crazy lady from sanctuary management come into our flat on the tuesday to tell us off for having bingbags in the hall! THE NERVE!
She said she would return on thursday... that's today!
Cassie and Gordon were the only two around when she came back and as they explained to her that they had an exam she replied
"well we undertsand that you have exams, but having dishes on the cooker is health and safety. we'll be back tomorrow"
NOOOOO.
The dishes will need to be done tonight.. :(

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Our first post!!

Hello everyone it's flat 23 here to spread the good word of our teachings! First I shall introduce ourselves, theres Calum, Gemma, Jess, Gordon, Anna, Cassie and Tanya. We all stay in halls (Flat 23 to be exact) at Seabraes in Dundee University, Scotland!

Calum is from Balfron (Glasgow). He 'studies' art. He wears pajamas a lot and many of them have holes in the crotch. His surname is Crotch. lololololoolololol. He is gay but is in a lot of denial. He looks just like Simon Amstell (which is why we think that he is gay). He's not as funny as him but he thinks that he is.

Gemma is from Northern Ireland. She studies english and film, her main characteristic is that she has really weird reaction sounds. you heard me. to mention but one, "thats just flipping good grief!" Gemma cries A LOT when she drinks vodka!

Jess is English. Poor thing. She has got THE FASHION. She studies architecture they make her WORK. She has long red hair which we find ALL OVER THE FLAT. When the weekend rolls around she goes FUCKIN MENTAL and often throws up behind trees.

Gordon is also from Glasow. He has a German friend (inside joke explain later). He is currently attempting to become Number 1 Scratch DJ in the UK. Progress is slow. He is good at Call of Duty and rapes us...at the game.

Anna is a semi-geordie. She attacks people with bottles. A lot. She found a lighter and love in the proccess with a man who was THE ONE. She sleeps 23 hours a day and very rarely sees daylight. She 'studes' biomedical sciences but is NEVER in uni. Never. Seriously.

If Cassie were a pokemon she would be jigglypuff. She is the baby of the flat because she is so cute! But she is a SEXUAL PREDETOR. Do not be fooled. It takes a sip of vodka to get her drunk and enjoys eating peppers like apples. She likes anime.

Tanya ho ho ho where do we start? Last night Tanya kissed our very own superhero Johnny Motion. And cried. A LOT. She studies Geography and is somehow really good at it. She likes to dance on tables. And farmer boys.

It is the day after Tanya's 18th and many of us are suffering. The flat is messy because SOMEONE decided to push all the items on our table onto the floor to dance on the table to basement jax! TANYA. Calum was sick out the window - window sick virginity CHECK! Johnny Motion (Tanya's conquEEESSST) broke our mop. We are all very sad. Jess and Calum found an umbrella. It is yellow and green and orange and blue and yellow and is very very prettyy yeahhh.

hats all for now folks! Much more to come. Stay tuned.