On the twelfth day of Christmas my dealer gave to me

Twelve stoners smoking

Eleven pipes a-puffing

Ten lines a-snorting

Nine keys of ket

Eight blunts a-burning

Seven dabs of speed

Six grams of coke

FIVE SMOKE RINGS

Four caps o'bubbles

Three hits of meph

Two tabs of acid

And a hypodermic needle for freeeee!!!!!

With thanks to Gaydon, Jim, Slayer and Lamboobs

A Grand Day Out

Today we went to see the gremlins yaaaaay!!! we learnt about Chinese people, inventors, depression, death, the YMCA and the truth about santa... HE'S NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now were sitting in the flat having a rare old smoking sesh. PEACE OUT BITCHEZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!

Gordons Darkest Hour

Gordon just wasted 60 whole pence on a diet pepsi! the swine!!

"OH THANK HEAVENS BLOGGER IS HERE TO PROVIDE ME WITH THE NECCESSARY TOOLS TO BROADCAST THIS TO THE WORLD WIDE WEB!!!!!!...HALLEJUAH!" - me, just now

Snow.

Today calum ordered a free sample of MDVP were all very excited :)

Crazy Lady,

So we had a crazy lady from sanctuary management come into our flat on the tuesday to tell us off for having bingbags in the hall! THE NERVE!
She said she would return on thursday... that's today!
Cassie and Gordon were the only two around when she came back and as they explained to her that they had an exam she replied
"well we undertsand that you have exams, but having dishes on the cooker is health and safety. we'll be back tomorrow"
NOOOOO.
The dishes will need to be done tonight.. :(